Skeedz

Welcome to Skeedz, home of the legendary world famous Skeedz0rs. Check out the forums, and the hand-picked hi-res desktop wallpapers.

Please Note: Forum registration is currently disabled, in an attempt to mitigate the relentless onslaught of spammers. Thanks to these losers, if you want a forum account you'll have to contact me directly through the contact page. Please include your current email address, your desired username, and maybe a little info on why you want to join or who you know here.

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If you already have an IRC client (eg mIRC, ChatZilla, or XChat) installed, you can connect to irc.skeedz.com and join #skeedz.

Warning: Some of the material on this site may be offensive and/or frightening to small children, the faint of heart, overly religious individuals, uptight individuals, democrats, Haitians, Mormons, lesbians, animal lovers, the socially retarded, carnival workers, and adult film stars. Proceed with caution.

Skeedz Glossary (a guide to understanding skeedz werds)

Werd
1. I agree.
2. What you say to sound interested or to avoid talking to someone annoying.
3. Used in replacement for "oh" or "really".
4. Can be used as a question, ie "Werd? No way!"
5. Cool. "That's werd."
6. Can pretty much be substituted for any werd, anywhere, at any time.

Boner
1. An erect penis.
2. A stupid person (eg vBrat).

Barmpot
A strange and mysterious British insult. "Cor blimey ya numpty barmpot!"

Bogey
1. A cigarette. Derived from "stogey", ie a cigar.
2. Feces.

Buho
Abbreviation for "butthole". "I dutched up her clogs then stuck it in her buho."

Ghey
Alternate spelling of "gay", ie a homosexual. "What a flaming gheybo."

Teh
Teh elite way to spell "the".

L337
The geek way to type the word "elite", randomly using numbers in place of letters.

Ranga
A person with red hair. Derived from the word "orangutan".
Other common terms include "fanta pants", "fire crotch", "carrot top", and "Nicole Kidman".

Poofter
1. A joint.
2. A ghey homosexual.

Terdday
Birthday. "Happy terdday ranga."
Other variations include "berthday", "werdday", "gheyday", and "beerday".

Twaddle
Jibberish. Chiefly used by Saul and other members of the British contingent.

If you have any werd suggestions please let me know.

Site News

02-Jul-2009: MySQL upgraded to version 5.1.36.

20-Jun-2009: PHP upgraded to version 5.2.10.

16-Jun-2009: I have finished tweaking the site and forums CSS (style sheets), I think they look a lot better now, especially the dark theme. A lot of the graphics have had minor tweaks as well, you'll have to refresh or clear your browser cache to see them. If you don't care, then don't bother. And go screw yourself while you're at it. :) Oh and for those that don't know, there are also new 'fluid' (variable width) forum themes so try them out if you don't like the default narrow layout.

09-Jun-2009: All services are now back online.

01-Jun-2009: Please use the URL www.skeedz.com to access the site.