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Skeedz Glossary
A guide to understanding skeedz werds.
Werd
1. I agree.
2. What you say to sound interested or to avoid talking to someone annoying.
3. Used in replacement for "oh" or "really".
4. Can be used as a question, ie "Werd? No way!"
5. Cool. "That's werd."
6. Can pretty much be substituted for any werd, anywhere, at any time.
BAMF
Bad Ass Mother F**ker. "Woodsy's beard is bamf to the werd x 1000."
Bams
Mysterious items that are often dank. "These bams are certainly quite sweet and dank."
Barmpot
A strange and mysterious British insult. "Cor blimey ya numpty barmpot!"
Bogey
1. A cigarette. Derived from "stogey", ie a cigar.
2. Feces.
Boner
1. An erect penis.
2. A stupid person (eg vBrat).
Buho
Abbreviation for "butthole". "I dutched up her clogs then stuck it in her buho."
Butty (British)
Pseudo-gay British werd for "sandwich". "Hop down the shop guv'nah 'n get me a ham butty thar's a good lad."
Dank
High quality, usually referring to reefer. "These skeedz bams be quite the dank."
Dikzak (Dutch)
Fatbag, or fatsack. "Get up off the couch and cook me some eggs, dikzak."
FTL
1. For The Lose. Opposite of FTW. "Harry Potter ftl."
2. Faster Than Light. This definition only applies if you're a dong who eats "butties" and has never seen the movie "Super Troopers".
FTW
For The Win. "Blowjobs ftw."
Ghey
Alternate spelling of "gay", ie a homosexual. "What a flaming gheybo."
Grof (Dutch)
Apparently, grof is best translated as "rude" (there is no exact matching english werd). But here at skeedz it also means "cool", for example "Wayne posted a pic of his dong and D-Rock thought it was way grof."
Grofzak (Dutch)
Literally: rudebag. "Boner is a grofzak first class."
L337
The geek way to type the word "elite", randomly using numbers in place of letters.
Nogga Styliez
Totally awesome. "I terned dat s**t funkway an' busted moves on dere heads nogga styliez."
Poofter
A ghey homosexual.
Puff
Someone who can't handle looking at blood and gore. "I can't look at the gooey bit coz I'm a puff."
Ranga
A person with red hair. Derived from the word "orangutan".
Other common terms include "fanta pants", "fire crotch", "carrot top", "bloodnut", and "Nicole Kidman".
Teh
Teh elite way to spell "the".
Terdday
Birthday. "Happy terdday ranga."
Other variations include "berthday", "werdday", "gheyday", and "beerday".
Twaddle
Jibberish. Chiefly used by Saul and other members of the British contingent.
Zoet en Geweldig (Dutch)
Sweet and awesome. "Those skeedz ninjas are totally zoet en geweldig."
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