This Apache server has been up for 0.9 days and in that time has handled 3,986 requests and served 0.1 GB of data.
The MySQL server has been up for 0.9 days and has handled 0.0 million queries with 3 max concurrent connections.
Check out the forums, and the 1006 hand-picked hi-res desktop wallpapers.
Active Forum Threads
• what are you listening to right now? (9,751 replies)
• New phone - good camera/video (116 replies)
• Stuff about australia (42 replies)
• Random Thoughts (11,079 replies)
• Mah weddin (150 replies)
• the pics thread (7,006 replies)
• kinda caught up with me (4 replies)
• Movie - Actor - Movie (301 replies)
• Where in the goddamned fuck is... (14 replies)
• what are you reading right now, cockslap? (953 replies)
Please note: forum registrations have been re-enabled on a trial basis, with a new anti-spam system in place. To register, you will need to enter grofzak in the registration password field.
Skeedz Chat
Join the skeedz chat room quickly and easily by clicking here. Just type in your chosen nickname and hit connect. Chat right in your browser, no software installation required. Provided by Mibbit.
If you already have an IRC client installed, connect to irc.skeedz.com and join #skeedz.
Tech Guides
• Ripping DVD Movies to XviD using DVD Shrink and VirtualDub
• more tech guides on the way, someday...
Skeedz Glossary
A guide to understanding skeedz werds.
Werd
1. I agree.
2. Used in replacement for "oh" or "really".
3. Can be used as a question, ie "Werd? No way!"
4. Cool. "That's werd."
5. Can pretty much be substituted for any werd, anywhere, at any time.
BAMF
Bad Ass Mother F**ker. "Chuck Norris is f**king bamf."
Bams
Mysterious items that are often dank. "These bams are certainly quite sweet and dank."
Boner
1. An erect penis.
2. A stupid person.
Buho
Abbreviation for "butthole". "I dutched up her clogs then stuck it in her buho."
Butty
Some stupid British werd for "sandwich". "Hop down the shop guv'nah 'n get me a ham butty thar's a good lad."
Dank
High quality, usually referring to reefer. "These skeedz bams be quite the dank."
Dikzak (Dutch)
Fatbag, or fatsack. "Get up off the couch and cook me some eggs, dikzak."
FTL
1. For The Lose. Opposite of FTW. "Harry Potter ftl."
FTW
For The Win. "Blowjobs ftw."
Ghey
Alternate spelling of "gay", ie a homosexual. "What a flaming gheybo."
Grof (Dutch)
Apparently, grof means "rude". But here it means "cool", for example "Candi's pics are grof."
Grofzak (Dutch)
Literally: rudebag. "Boner is a grofzak first class."
Hat
Hat generally means "hate". It's one of those things that started from some loser's typo. "I hat this time of year."
L337
The geek way to type the word "elite", randomly using numbers in place of letters.
Nogga Styliez
Totally awesome. "I terned dat s**t funkway an' busted moves on dere heads nogga styliez."
Puff
Someone who can't handle looking at blood and gore. "I can't look at the gooey bit coz I'm a puff."
Ranga
A person with red hair. Derived from the word "orangutan".
Other common terms include "fanta pants", "fire crotch", "carrot top", "bloodnut", and "Nicole Kidman".
Teh
Teh elite way to spell "the".
Terdday
Birthday. "Happy terdday ranga."
Other variations include "berthday", "werdday", "gheyday", and "beerday".
Twaddle
Jibberish. Chiefly used by Saul and other members of the British contingent.
Zoet en Geweldig (Dutch)
Sweet and awesome. "Those skeedz ninjas are totally zoet en geweldig."
Site News
• Dec-29-2011: Moved house, causing 3+ weeks of downtime. Ugh. Got a faster line speed now though.
• Aug-28-2011: Replaced the master hard drive with a bigger faster 7200rpm unit.
• Jun-18-2011: Scored a second-hand UPS for the server.
• May-17-2011: Downtime due to a round of software upgrades.
• Mar-22-2011: Minor downtime due to loss of electricity supply.
• Jan-24-2011: Installed a third drive into the server bringing the disk total to 4.5TB.
• Jan-06-2011: Installed a second drive into the server for an additional 2TB of storage.
• Aug-01-2010: Yet another electricity outage. Yay.
• Jun-02-2010: Loss of electricity supply caused 2-3 hours of downtime.
• May-22-2010: Minor upstream bandwidth increase, 256kbps to 384kbps. Still nowhere near enough.
• May-09-2010: New custom server finally online and fully operational. See FAQ page for details.
• Apr-24-2010: Chucky has returned to IRC in all his foul-mouthed glory. Ace has been retired.
• Mar-09-2010: New backup server (Dell) now online.
• Mar-02-2010: Server mobo & PSU fried by Energex incompetence in the form of a power surge.
• Oct-20-2009: Intermittent downtime over the past 24 hours, all services are now back online.
• Aug-22-2009: All wallpapers have been converted to 1920 x 1200 pixels.
• Aug-12-2009: Network outage between 8pm and 11pm AEST.
• Aug-07-2009: Ace is back in the IRC channel. Also added a search function to the wallpaper page.
• Jul-27-2009: Network outage between 4am and 7am AEST.
• Jul-16-2009: More electricity outages this evening.
• Jul-07-2009: Forums converted from vBulletin to phpBB.
• Jun-16-2009: Some CSS style tweaks.
• Jun-09-2009: All services are now back online.
• Jun-01-2009: Please use the URL www.skeedz.com to access the site.
Warning: some of the material on this site may be offensive and/or frightening to small children, the faint of heart, overly religious individuals, uptight individuals, democrats, Haitians, Mormons, lesbians, animal lovers, the socially retarded, carnival workers, and adult film stars. Proceed with caution.