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bean: i can't be bothered with baths... i get bored too quick.

ephem is now known as ephem|palming
lonewolf: dude! too much info!
ephem|palming: argh! i knew one of you would say that
ephem|palming is now known as ephem|3comPalmIIIe
ephem|3comPalmIIIe: that is better
ephem|3comPalmIIIe: it is my pda

derrick: i'd rather blow a load on her forehead while she's asleep.

bbg: whats the chances of getting vaginer pics on skeedz?

wayne: i got my windmill dutched up earlier, and i dropped my clogs right on her tulips. werd life.

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wayne: do yourself a favor and pay no mind to my internet security.

wayne: does anyone know if there is a way to snap a pic of your log-in screen?
joshx: digi-cam. :)
wayne: bah. and why don't i print out a copy of the picture, scan that, fax it to myself, and then run it through an ascii generator before posting it? caveman.

junko: anyone said carmen?

sharps: a perk? you callin me a perv? how is that even related to sucking doors?

saul: now i know i didn't want to know either. thank fuck i didn't google image it like i did with 'felching'.

bong: i'll give you the arabian goggles featuring the dick-nose.
ryguy: man, yo face look like a tape deck.

ace: no the dicks go in the ace-hole.

ephem is now known as ephem|palming
lonewolf: dude! too much info!
ephem|palming: argh! i knew one of you would say that
ephem|palming is now known as ephem|3comPalmIIIe
ephem|3comPalmIIIe: that is better
ephem|3comPalmIIIe: it is my pda

ephem: josie. gnomes have holes in the bottom.

saul: what language did you just slip into? i type creamsicle and fudgesicle into babelfish and it said... "to wander aimlessly amongst the toast and pigeons."