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ephem: you're blowing smoke up my arse aren't you.

ephem is now known as ephem|palming
lonewolf: dude! too much info!
ephem|palming: argh! i knew one of you would say that
ephem|palming is now known as ephem|3comPalmIIIe
ephem|3comPalmIIIe: that is better
ephem|3comPalmIIIe: it is my pda

derrick: i don't care to sit and think of ways to prove you wrong.

marie: i think derrick might need some glue cuz he just got broke.

wayne: sqeedley worm babies.

Ten Recently Added Quotes: (show all)

junko: anyone said carmen?

sharps: a perk? you callin me a perv? how is that even related to sucking doors?

saul: now i know i didn't want to know either. thank fuck i didn't google image it like i did with 'felching'.

bong: i'll give you the arabian goggles featuring the dick-nose.
ryguy: man, yo face look like a tape deck.

ace: no the dicks go in the ace-hole.

ephem is now known as ephem|palming
lonewolf: dude! too much info!
ephem|palming: argh! i knew one of you would say that
ephem|palming is now known as ephem|3comPalmIIIe
ephem|3comPalmIIIe: that is better
ephem|3comPalmIIIe: it is my pda

ephem: josie. gnomes have holes in the bottom.

saul: what language did you just slip into? i type creamsicle and fudgesicle into babelfish and it said... "to wander aimlessly amongst the toast and pigeons."

bong: i have clothes from walmart, probably because every time i'm in walmart i grab random shit and get the hell out of there before i find myself in the gun section testing the products on myself.

wayne: you're such a bunch of squares.
ryguy: if by squares you mean somebody with an operational mine and slight sense of taste, then i agree.
bong: and what do you harvest from this operational mine?