Skeedz Quotes

Five Random Quotes: (show all)

wayne: 8Ball is my wang too big?

candi: the dog finally took a crap from the medicine i gave him.

shylo: what u 2 pecker heads on about.

bean: molotov? are you drinking junko?

lenny: give me some skeedz so diz i can turn dat shit funkway.

Ten Recently Added Quotes: (show all)

saul: very elegant language, for a wombat shagger.

badmacktuck: it's not science, listening to music is my favorite hobby. i take it very seriously.
starfish: if you take it so seriously why dont you make a post about it on the internet.

samie: man. if the daily grind stuff bothers you now, i'd quit while you're ahead and just off yourself.

wayne: i know a girl who can't wear underwear because they make her cooch turn into a bread factory.

chucky: ok i gotta go, i just tell it to heat up the equipment, and then he gets access to your mom's cooter.

chucky: i'm gonna try to flirt with my nutsack and a flashlight.

chucky: knock knock, who's there? it's jesus, lol.

wayne: back. had to reunite the cosby family.

joshx: deze wiettoppen zijn knettergoed.

junko: bean, would you suck me off if i take the plane to oz now?