Five Random Quotes: (show all)
bean: your fucking site ningnong.
troy: i feel like all of my energy has been stolen from me and i'm like a big limp penis dangling over my keyboard.
ephem: you're blowing smoke up my arse aren't you.
ace: no the dicks go in the ace-hole.
troy: i wanna rub crisco on gary coleman's head and wish for a watermelon.
bean: your fucking site ningnong.
troy: i feel like all of my energy has been stolen from me and i'm like a big limp penis dangling over my keyboard.
ephem: you're blowing smoke up my arse aren't you.
ace: no the dicks go in the ace-hole.
troy: i wanna rub crisco on gary coleman's head and wish for a watermelon.
Ten Recently Added Quotes: (show all)
chucky: i am now attempting to telnet into a gay nigger's asshole on port 69.
saul: robbie williams is a cunt.
wayne: do yourself a favor and pay no mind to my internet security.
wayne: does anyone know if there is a way to snap a pic of your log-in screen?
joshx: digi-cam. :)
wayne: bah. and why don't i print out a copy of the picture, scan that, fax it to myself, and then run it through an ascii generator before posting it? caveman.
junko: anyone said carmen?
sharps: a perk? you callin me a perv? how is that even related to sucking doors?
saul: now i know i didn't want to know either. thank fuck i didn't google image it like i did with 'felching'.
bong: i'll give you the arabian goggles featuring the dick-nose.
ryguy: man, yo face look like a tape deck.
ace: no the dicks go in the ace-hole.
ephem is now known as ephem|palming
lonewolf: dude! too much info!
ephem|palming: argh! i knew one of you would say that
ephem|palming is now known as ephem|3comPalmIIIe
ephem|3comPalmIIIe: that is better
ephem|3comPalmIIIe: it is my pda
